In the long and storied history of tele-dildonics, science has always tried
to recreate the inside of a woman’s wee-wee and poop parts
with accuracy, tact, and lubrication.
Well, friends, all those years of effort have paid off with the RealTouch,
a honking big device that recreates every nuance of the human anatomy,
albeit in a way that makes it look like you’re violating Mr. Peanut.
How does it work? While you watch a video on your PC,
the device reacts to the on-screen action.
Dual rubber bands run up and down inside the case while a handy reservoir
releases lube. The action corresponds with motion cues sent over U.S.B.
from your computer ensuring that you staring at your computer
with a log on your lap isn’t creepy at all.
The funniest thing is the size of this thing.
This was made by a former NASA engineer.
